10 Ways to Tell If You Are Addicted to Facebook

By Artnhart

You are addicted if...

You have taken every quiz that the site offers. For example, Which Michael Jackson song are you? What do your eyes tell about you? Are you a genius? What ghetto nickname are you? Sheesh, Facebook knows more about you than you know about yourself!!
You have played and tried to conquer every game, sorority house, farm house, city house...
You know all the people in every one else's photo album better than you know the people in your family. You know, when you go and tell your friend, "Hey, when did your Aunt get a new car?". This means you need to get a life!
Speaking of photos, your entire life is displayed in your 1000 pics in your album. And some other hopeless Facebooker looks through all of them!
You should be at your job being productive, but instead your commenting on what team Michael Vick should be playing on! (Hey, we still got love for the man!)
You are up at wee hours of the night trying to beat your friends and family at various games. (And by wee hours, I mean after 2am!)
You have a comment on everybody's comment and you like all their comments.
You keep checking Facebook on your cell phone all day. You keep imagining something really good is being discussed while your buying milk at the grocery store.
You have searched for every person you could think of from preK 'til the present AND made them your friend. Now you are searching for their friends too!
You think you can get a job working for Facebook as recruiter, strategist or user operation analyst. After all, CNN did back this up saying careerbuilder.com has posted these jobs on their website. Who knew?